This page is primarily about a perception of some people who have been a part of a specific college life. Read it without expecting anything, because you would not be gaining anything from it. If you fancy something then leave a comment and in case, you don't find anything amusing then feel absolutely free to add a comment. Everybody is a dumbass, don't worry.
We studied English Literature or Literature in English or whatever it's supposed to be. The bottom line is that we tried.
This weblog is a healthy amalgamation of fiction and non fiction. Some of the tales have a long solid history, some have loose geography but there is no violent pornography (unless you come across some of Vincent's absurd pictures with himself).
Characters (not in order, also not in chaos) -
Abhishek -
A 'know it all'. And acknowledged by all. Quick to snap and apparently in love every now and then. Comes up with great comebacks, sometimes. A miser.
Anurag Kotoky -
Loves to use the word, 'kela'; which means a dick. Calculated and smart, assumes his smartness a little too much. Thinks his life is too complicated. Often misunderstood. Loves sex.
Baharul -
Known for his flower power agenda after he, once, presented a huge bouquet of roses to a girl in college in broad daylight in full public. Super loud in excitement and otherwise. He also has a deep faith in history, religion and bollywood. A Salman Khan lover. I repeat, a Salman Khan lover.
Hitesh -
A boy who likes to keep a low profile. He comes across as very serious and focussed until you know him better. In love with one of his classmates but apprehensive. He has one question to any reaction, "What's your point?"; and this he says while making a very very funny face.
Subhojit -
Reads a lot. He could be Kindle's representative. A Marxist who loves consuming soft drinks made by multi-national companies. A 'little' on the heavier side therefore loves to physically intimidate people. Holds a special bond with Hitesh.
Ved Prakash -
A very hard working individual. But you'd wonder where the individuality lies. Honest and sincere, however, you know.
THE ROYALTY (as the four below call themselves) -
'Sir' Vincent -
Refers to himself as 'The machine' for a plain reason; calls his private part a 'bazooka'. He can talk and has no competition. Pretends to like reading books so that he could impress the women and score big time. But, he is one who only reveals his outer side, there's much more to him than his never ending stories. He lies a lot and smokes up more. Very thin and talks like he just defeated the entire world in an arm wrestling game.
'Dutchess' Monica -
A feminist who is bent on making the world a better place to live in. She believes in equality and has a rebelious streak which is misunderstood for other things. She may be a snob, but she has a heart and a soft corner for close friends. Free spirited and liberated, she shares a love relationship with Patrick. She likes women too.
'Duke' Patrick -
The toy boy of the 2007 class. Drummer, national level swimmer and twice, beer pong champion. The ladies dig him but he's taken. Petrified of Monica and always tries to avoid a fight with her. Finds almost everything funny and does not hesitate to make any comment (with thought or otherwise). A secret poet.
'Lord' Terence -
Good for nothing. Observes people and makes perceptions. Talks less, and only when he wants to or is spoken to. Close friends think he talks too much, strangers think otherwise. Has an ego problem but the ego is always in contest with his head and heart.
That is it.
Like Vincent once said, "I suck better" after comparing himself to a vacumn cleaner.
P.S- With great power comes, great responsibility.