Wednesday, October 24, 2007

PREDATOR

Check out the smile on Vincent’s lousy face (pre-rehab).

Patrick says that Vincent’s skin was too dry, that’s why he closed his eyes and thought of some pumpkin from Venezuela imported from Nicaragua smuggled into Guatemala. Vincent says that the tiny extra layer of skin behind his right ear is his G-spot zone. Ooh, whoever said men don’t experience orgasms.

Then, Vincent was sent to a rehab center and you can immediately see the difference in the picture below. Difference not only by the haircut but also through the way they pose (unlike the earlier picture).

P.S- Everything is a work of fiction. Please don’t get startled and please do not touch yourselves in a moment of fiery internal desire which makes you feel like an Internal Combustion Engine. Just use the bathroom and leave the samples. You never know, Vincent might just sell it off. Oh yess!

The lesser the words, the better.



Pre rehab

Post rehab

Monday, October 1, 2007

IN THE MAKING

Coming really soon: LOLA THERAPY.
- If Lola Therapy doesn't make you laugh, I shall quit smoking.

Also arriving this winter: THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT.
- It includes every single person of the class of 2007. An indept analysis, risky but worth a shot. Written with full facts and detailed research. An honest punch.


Please be patient.

'All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope.'