THE BONG SONG

Okay, this is just meant for fun.


It started like this (in college campus) -

Abhishek - Oh buddy, help me! (low tone)
Baharul - Kyaa hua be? (painfully high tone)
Kotoky - Ooi kela.
Abhishek - I like embarrassing Benu, am I mad?
Patrick - No no, you are Abhishek re.
Vincent - That's an insult in itself, you see, existensia... (cut short)
Kotoky - Machine only talks, no action.
Baharul - Action 500 is good for headaches (with grin)
Ved - Not tonight darling, I got severe headache.
Vincent (to Terence) - Does Ved have a head to worry about?
Patrick - Bitches, tell me also.
Baharul - When is ‘Marigold’ going to release?
Kotoky - Baal kela!
Hitesh - Bollywood sucks, I need a fuck. A fingering.
Subhojit - Poetry, tonight I will write on your arse (kisses Hitesh).
Hitesh - Tonight also! No! We did it the entire weekend. Pleej.
Patrick - Yo bitches, tell me also.
Vincent - The machine shall speak.
Terence - Machine, hahaaha!
Patrick - Echo echo.
Baharul - I bought Salman's autobiography.
Kotoky - Ooh kela!
Subhojit - You are a banana split. Sundae special!

(Subhojit & Hitesh leave for their room for a steamy dance session)


Ved - My headache's gone.
Vincent (to Terence) - Ved can piss off.
Patrick - Tell me also.
Terence - hahaha!
Vincent - We suck so bad... No life, no love.
Abhishek - Did I hear love?
Patrick - Yess baby!
Terence - I think we can help you.
Vincent - Aisa hai, I like Benu too.
Abhishek - Okay, you can like her but I love her.
Vincent - You should come to one of our parties man. We get wild.
Abhishek- Bastard, don’t scandalize me.
Terence- Chill, so why do you like her?
Abhishek- Because I can relate to her like a bee to a flower.
Patrick- Your face can relate to my farted ass. LMAO.
Terence- Let’s not ridicule him.
Baharul - Did someone say 'ridi'cule?
Vincent - No time for your story. We are counselling Abhishek.

Patrick- Man, so where were we?
Abhishek - I don’t know about you guys, but I’m in my dreams.
Terence - Where in dreams?
Abhishek - Swiss Alps, frozen lakes, enchanting beaches.
Baharul - Oohh... Yash Chopra films?
Vincent - My bazooka to thumba on Yash Chopra!
Patrick - Echo echo.
Terence - Hahahaa.
Abhishek - Fuck off, I thought you were supposed to help me.
Patrick - So tell her the truth.
Vincent - Ohh yess, she will like to have a brotherly figure.
Terence - Now now, don’t be insensitive.
Vincent - I am sensitive, you have witnessed the sensitive python.
Patrick- It’s gross, blacker than blackest.
Vincent - You people are jealous.
Terence - Vincent's sensitivity quotient is equivalent to a pencil box!

Abhishek - Don’t break the emotion. What should I tell her?
Patrick - Tell her that she looks good, etc etc.
Terence - Yeah, compliment her. Girls like it. Don’t over do it.
Vincent - Also help her with stuff and talk to her.
Terence - And while at it, listen to what she says.
Patrick - There will be nervousness but that should help.
Abhishek - ?
Patrick - I mean your anxiety, tell her that in case you stutter!
Kotoky - Ooi kela!
Patrick - Should I peel off?
Terence - Hahaha.
Vincent - Kids.
Abhishek - Thanks for helping me, oh royalty.
Vincent - Anything for our subjects.
Abhishek - You people are numero uno.

Patrick - So do you have the guts to go upto her?
Abhishek - My feet are shaking, I think I just pissed my pants.
Terence - Just relax, take it easy.
Patrick - Take deep breaths like this... (gets an asthma attack; recovers)
Abhishek - Oh lord, love is such a headache.
Ved - Headache!!
Kotoky - Oi kela.
Abhishek - What should I do?
Terence - Just tell her what you FEEL.
Patrick - Echo echo.
Vincent - Ohh yess!


FEW HOURS LATER (at DSE) –

Abhishek - Hey Benu babe (stuttering & shivering)
Benu - Hello Abhishake.
Abhishek - I want to say what I really feel (he passes her an ice tea)
Benu - Tell me.
Abhishek - I FEEL that I will top the exams.
Benu - So?
Abhishek - So, I can help you pass because I like you.
Benu - You think I'm dumb!
Abhishek - It’s just that I have more brains. We men are more....
Benu - You faggot, I’m in women's writing. You GET LOST!

(She leaves).


FEW MINUTES LATER (at DSE) –

Vincent- What happened?
Patrick - Tell us also.
Baharul - Pyaar iqraar kiya kyaa?
Abhishek - I’m feeling sad.
Terence - Why so?
Ved – I’m having headaches again.
Patrick - Tell us, asshole.
Abhishek – Well, I had to PAY for her ice tea!!
Kotoky- Kela!


There you go. Support the boy. He still wants her.